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Wind Expedition

Wind Expedition

Now back to the funniest story of the week: Mr M from Yaldhurst model school in Christchurch favourite soccer team called stoke was versing Newcastle united in Antarctica and his team sadly lost and the crowd was stuck in the line  because Mr M was at the front and was trying to pick up his favorite donut on the ground because somebody said his donut was poisoned but was not. When he was trying to pick it up he farted and the fart crew drove to the entrance and they were wearing toxic masks one person breathed in a bit of air and said it was toxic . The entrance of the game was closed.              

Mr M was arrested  for fart murder because the person in the fart crew breathed in his fart and died, he went to a secret laboratory being tested for his toxic farts but died because he farted inside of himself and burnt all his body and blew up because he ate a bomb while licking his favorite rat called bubbles and eating bubbles at the same time.     

        

My Story

It all took place on my friends farm . My friend Eben father was a scientist. He tried to go to other planets but everybody thought he was crazy. Eben was so sporty, I love to play awesome games that he made up. Well anyway back to his father.

When his father was doing the planet thing he was so tired that he fell asleep. He dropped to the ground and the machine he was making broke but what he didn’t know was that he made a black hole.

After he woke up everything was on fire. He ran as fast as the wind out of his science shed, he was so sad. The fire went out some how but it wasn’t a windy day. The black hole suked out the fire then it was as big as a pencil.

Eben’s father pulled the black hole with a stick all the way to his garage.

He knew he had put it somewhere safer but it was too late. The black hole sucked his house,Eben’s dad, town,city,country,the whole world but nobody noticed the small stuff that the black hole took but it took a day to get all the stuff . It took us all the way to another planet bulb because it had that sign when we came there. It had redis ground.

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Safety Last

Safety Last

Hello and welcome to S.E.I News and today we are talking about a man that had an attempt to

climb a very tall building here's Eze telling us what happened. Thank You for that Saxon, the man climbed up to the big clock and the clock broke and his friend gave him a rope but the cop chased his friend and nothing was holding him, the man held the rope and fell but at the last second his friend outran the cop and grabbed the rope. The Man climbed up the roof and got up the top of the building but when he got up he got smashed by a wind measure and he on the side of the roof and was going to fall but a rope got hang of his foot. He sung like spider and sung back to where he was at first and his wife got hold of him.

.He did not have any safety stuff with, him and since  there were no laws about safety in those days he just did It without caring If that was me It would be very scared.

Here is the link if you want to watch it Safety Last.

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